Barbie


@馮禮慈 - 2014/03/27

很多人鍾意Barbie公仔。鍾意、好鍾意、非常鍾意、極鍾意……狂鍾意。美國加州一三十八歲女子Blondie Bennett,就屬狂鍾意Barbie一類,鍾意到立志要做「人肉Barbie」!於是她去整容:瘦面、隆臀、隆胸、削腰……做了所有整容後,外表已非常之似Barbie公仔了,可是,她仍未滿意,因為尚有一方面不似-----Barbie無腦!

Barbie公仔是無腦的,它沒智慧、沒思想,但這女子有腦啊!她有智慧、有思想,跟Barbie公仔不相似啊,點算呀?這令她非常困擾。

於是,她決定:減低自己的智商!她決定進行催眠療法,以減低自己的智商,讓自己不懂思考!她說:「我不喜歡做人,天生的、自然的有甚麼好?我想做塑膠!愈蠢愈好!愈不會思想愈好!這樣,就愈似Barbie。」她現每星期做兩至三次催眠療法,共做了二十次。有沒有效呢?「有喎!真有效喎!」她說,「我現時已覺得蠢蠢地了,比以前蠢了不少,萬歲!Yeah!真開心!!!!」

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